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Everything I love in my apartment…

That was my roommate’s response to my suggestion that we do an abs battle to the death. I don’t know what happened, but I entered a parallel universe filled with gloom and doom last week that was quite unpleasant, but I have remembered the glory of life. As usual, the writing hiatus is due to midterms, which, let’s face it, contributed to the gloom and the doom.
Fortunately, inner peace has returned, and I have been questing like a knight in mideval times, creating victories for Ron Paul, vanquishing foes and dragons, playing intramural frisbee like an uncoordinated unicorn, and making sketchyhitos (one part rum, one part lemon, brown sugar, 7 up) like a mighty alchemist. Life is good.
You have a huge mouth!